Today was pretty fun. I got made fun of for saying "whilst" and told I did a good job by the same person in the same hour. I got to play with a computer I wanted to play with anyway. So, that was awesome.
Tonight WHILST waitressing I realized a lot of things:
-my roommate Megan and I are the only people at work who don't fluently speak two languages
-the people who are bilingual don't speak English as a first language (yes, that counts our roommate Nathalie, who is Puerto Rican)
-I caught a plate of food before it fell on the floor and the bartender told me I had "good reflections" instead of "reflexes" which, in her defense, is probably true; my reflection is probably a hell of a lot better than my reflexes.
-EVERY FREAKING TIME I go into the kitchen SOME version of "She Wolf" by Shakira is playing, no matter the time of day, how busy we are, or who's working back there.
-The music we play in the front is like a mix CD of straight score from Ocean's 11-13 and Catch Me If You Can.
-People tip me more when I tell them I don't know anything about alcohol because I'm 18 and then they feel like I'm super cute and innocent and the 1s start pouring in.
I got $60 in tips tonight, which wasn't bad because I had 5 tables all night. However, I got $40 of that in 1s. Mission to one day get all of my pay in $1 bills and making it rain on dem hoes being close to being accomplished: Priceless
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