Courtney and I are a couple now because I sat next to her and ordered her food for her. We also shared a piece of bacon, Lady and the Tramp style.
I wished for a split second today that I had a nametag at work, but then I realized that since I don't I can lie about my name.
"This is your dinner guest starring Brenna."
"Let's tell them we were late because Brenna got hit by a car."
-Megan, when we were almost late to the Symphony
I saw Watergate today.
Kellenberg is a ninja. He appears and disappears with incredible speed. We tried to stalk him and his wife after the show and they vanished. He also popped up behind a group of us at Starbucks when they were talking about him. His wife has an accent and looks a million years younger than him, although we've probably aged him.
"The best defense is a good offense...and by offense I really do mean defense, since he was showing up to see how people like you stop people like him."
"He was from some cyber safety magazine."
"Those exist?"
"Yeah, 'Cyber Creeps Monthly.'"
There was a sign at IHOP that said "Pay Your Waiters"
The boys asked me to film the beer olympics tomorrow night. I said yes. This'll be interesting.
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