"I remember eating chips and salsa and I remember seeing them on the floor in the morning, but I don't remember deciding to eat them or even getting them out."

"Yeah, and then we went over to the Grinell apartment...I don't really remember what our mission statement for that trip was."

"'Women, Money, and Power Summit'? What is this, a hip-hop summit? First you get the women, then you get the money, then you get the power?"

-a co-worker talking about the title of our event today.

"Where did you get those mints from?"

".......The Hampton Inn."