"Can we do it in the metro." How dirty does that sound out of context?

"The ginger isn't to cleanse your palette, it's so that your breath doesn't suck when you get laid later. It's solely for sex."

-the sushi chef at work, Nick

That guy who filmed the Kennedy Assassination who is my bestie was at an event I was at the other day and in the middle of it his phone went off it had that Jewish bar mitzvah song as the ringtone. LOVE HIM.

People keep telling me I'm the best/coolest intern ever.

Yesterday I got free food from the guys. They bought me a Vietnamese sammich AND let me have the free one they got. LOVE THEM.

Someone told me I look like I could be this girl who works at CSPAN's sister. I love her, so that's awesome.

I was told that I look Eastern European....because they look SO much different from regular Europeans. It's funny thought because I am and no one has ever called me out on it out of the blue.

Courtney and I have bonded even more over our mutual love for John Cusack. We're starting a John Cusack film fest. tonight. We both also hate Iones Skye from "Say Anything"

Today was Maggie's birthday. We colored her a sign. We ate cake. It was good.

"Brenna! My fav-or-eet song een Serbia es priteeee Brenna." (sounded out phonetically)

-Dan, the new bus boy at work

I spent 4.5 hours at work with no tables and then I got 4 right before I was going to go home. I ended up with $60 at the end of the night, I would rather have just gone home.

Ugh, Senate hearing tomorrow. Boo.

I forgot home much I love "Say Anything."

Technically Mel Mel comes here tomorrow!

Technically I go home in a week!

Technically I come back with Jongy in 2 weeks!

Technically I'm extremely happy!