There was a container next to the Sand Key Bridge that said "Dangerous" on it. I wondered if there was a tiger or something in it. I kind of wanted to walk over to it and see, esp since the effing drawbridge was up....as usual.
JO and I bought sparkling grape juice at Publix today and they put the bottles in paper bags like they were real liqueur. I'm SO drinking them like that.
I always have to go to the bathroom when I'm on the way home, which sucks because it takes forever to get home.
JO hates Hairspray because he hates fat people.
"Imma take you home with me."
"I'm going to take you...to your house...and go with you."
"What?"
"Oh man, we got the only table where you can't watch football."
"We're on a date!"
"Oh NOW it's a date."
"I only put this napkin on my lap because I was cold. "
"Uhm.....ok."
I renamed JO "Grumple-stiltskin"
A Tampa police officer drove by us with a logo that read "Caring for your community" I read it as "COMING for your community."
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