What? Huh? Shut up!

Give me a "D"
Give me a "R''
Give me a "A"
Give me a "M"
Give me a "A"
What's that spell? centralfloridahxcscene!!!

Tampa is shady, esp Waters Ave, the world's longest road ever.

If I see one more person punched in the face I'm going to....do something.

I met a guy today who I have lovingly deemed "Nebraska Dan" Is he from Nebraska? I don't think so, but the word was mentioned at some point today. Is his name Dan? Probably not.

The Chikfila on Waters kind of covers up the overall shadiness of Waters Ave...sorta

Exit ramps can apparently disappear at will, as there is not an exit for Waters like there was a week ago.

I almost got crushed by a merch table at the show tonight. That is the second time this week I've almost died a death by table.

I didn't ask to be put on a guest list tonight. There really is a first time for everything.

I love a place where you can show off your cellulite in December via shorty shorts. Hollerin@chu lil show gurls.

Worst thing ever = having to wait around at show so that the band members can get paid so they can go out to dinner with you.

"Someone had a stroke"
"To Clark's house!"

"We're a Miley Cyrus cover band."

"Once your tongue is down my throat, the whole 'friendship' thing is over."

It is agreed that everyone hates Indiana:
"I hate Indiana"
"Have you been there?"
"No but I saw where it was on a map once and I said 'no thanks'"

"I'm in the 813 and I'm still drug free even though all dem ho are tryin to holla at me."

"Because good samaritans don't have jumper cables."

"I'm always trying to bulk JO up. sometimes I stick him in hockey goalie pads."

"How do you break your toe playing hockey?"
"You punch them in the face with your toe!"

"I wish I had a hot sister, then I could date all her hot friends."