Monday, December 22, 2008

I'm in love with the game, but hey, I'm not in love with all of it.

Random thoughts over the past few days:

Best Quote of today- "Brenna, it is not entirely necessary for you to spend 80% of your time on South Beach." 

Best since I've been home- "I am so glad I met you."

It is completely possible for me to weasel any amount of cash from my mother by making up bogus things that I supposedly had to pay for and shouldn't have. Ex: I paid for sushi on the day we were SUPPOSED to go to lunch, but you're a neglectful parent and couldn't go. How much was it? Uhm............forty dollars.////I would come visit you mom, but I HAVE to work. Boo. Oh, you'll pay for my gas money for a week? Since when?

Britney Spears' new tracks are like crack. And by crack, I mean it makes me want to go clubbing and they get stuck in Jon's head.


Drew Carey is seriously mistaken, because after sitting there for over five hours, I can safely and accurately say that Cleveland does not, in fact, rock. It does, in fact, suck majorly.

I'm pretty sure the worst thing ever is forgetting something funny you were going to say....followed closely by not being able to sleep on airplanes. Seriously, I thought of something really funny (while not sleeping on an airplane) and it inspired me to write a random thoughts blog, but then I swiftly forgot it.

Starbucks gets my order wrong 66.6% of the time.

Every time I leave, Bob uses my car and every time I return, he's always taken my car key off the carabeaner/keychain with my mace, house key, key chains, rings I never wear, and other things on it. I should write up a contract that says that you're not allowed to drive Scroggins without the entire keychain in tact. He may think it's stupid, but I think he should drive his own car in that case.

I've lived in the TB (Tampa Bay, not Tuberculosis...although I would be so much more hardcore if I did live in a TB infested place) area for my entire life and have flown into TIA probably over a hundred times, yet the only thing I can identify from the air to this day is the mall.

I hate the word "guesstimate." It makes me physically angry. I thought about the word guesstimate on the plane ride down here and I ALMOST punched the guy next to me in the face, but with little to no options for escape, I would have been swiftly arrested/punched back. 

I got my hair cut today. It kinda looks like this guy's:

 
Without the douche bag smirk on my face or the incredibly thick eyebrows.

I did Toys for Tots on Saturday after 2.5 hours of sleep. Once again, I got robbed of the busy line. Eff everyone with the last name "Ramirezzzz"

I went back to work today. They missed me, of course.

It took me only an hour less to fly home that it would have taken for me to drive home, and cost twice as much!

This will be the first night that I've been home from school that JO will not be sleeping over. Yay, I get to go on the internet without him being all, "Why are you on the internet?"


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