Tuesday, December 1, 2009

"It's easy to say 'I love you anyway' but I don't. 'I love you because.'"

"I Love You Because" = new fav musical. Pride and Prejudice set in NYC in modern day with the genders switched?!?!?!?!? Be still my heart!

The day a Miley Cyrus song could describe my life is the day I've hit rock bottom.

Today Zac Hahn apologized for making me cry 3 or 4 years ago. Better late than never I spose. He told me world AIDs day reminded him of me. Uhmm, kay.


So last week......

On Tuesday I worked, classed, did laundry, then caught the last metro to union station, then walked to CSPAN bc I was told not to hang out at US by myself from 12-3AM and I just hung out at CSPAN like the sketch monster I am, then I rode in the donut truck from my building to US because it was raining and there are homeless people. The donut man loves me because he is Hispanic and only Hispanic men love me. I will take it. Ricky Martin is Hispanic. He is also gay. Gay people also love me. Double loving! Then I got on the train which was such a fun adventure, I highly recommend it.

Wednesday I finally got to Boston and despite the fact that Tom was late getting me it was a good day. Brushed my teeth in a train station bathroom. Classy. Saw some graves. Also classy. Ate some seafood across from the aquarium. About as classy as it gets. Met Tom's family. Slightly awkward, but WAY better than the worst case scenario that I was prepared for (et's just say I had Enrique the donut guy on call to come pick me up in Boston). Caught up with Tom. We're super best friends now.

Thursday = Thxgibbing. Parade happened. Woke up earlier than Tom, making me a non-lazy guest. Gave his family a candle. Took a nap. Ate some food. DID NOT drive all over God's green earth like I usually do. Stayed up late with Tom again.

On Friday Tom and I went back into town and saw a play. It was a good time, other than the fact that it was like, 30 degrees outside. Got back on the train and back to DC.

On Saturday I went to Starbucks with Courtney and then we attempted to go ice skating but the rink was broken so we museumed it up and then went and got Burmese food with Nathalie and I came home and passed out...........

Sunday: stayed passed out.

Monday: back to work and glad for it! Turned in my journalism paper! 2/3 done

Today: Long and wonderful and productive. Yesssss.

"brenna, you look tired." "I have no makeup on." "oh, I guess I just associate you and no makeup with sleep?"


"Do you know what a puppy does when you pick it up by the back of the neck like this?"
"Punches you in the face?"

"Brenna, I thought you were already married."

"I'm so down to marry you." I guess that means me and Brett are getting married

"We're planning a play date for our faces."

"Why are you sketch monsters?"
"Because we basically make out with everything that moves."
"That's why you're pretty much soul mates."

Advice...Brett Snyder version:
"...I will make him eat a box of mothballs."
"...I'll break both of his knees."
"Most guys are douchebags. Just how it is."












.....the rocks aren't really as jagged down here as I thought they would be

1 comment:

  1. #1: I am a Hispanic man
    #2: I am also a gay man;

    and yes, I do love you, bahaha
    Glad I made a cameo in one of your blogs!

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