I'm glad

that I am not as much of a lil slut as I was when I was 14. Because, really, if I had continued down that path, I would have definitely gotten mono (I'm very surprised that I didn't). Today I am thankful that I learned the lesson of keeping my face to myself. How did I come upon this thought, you may ask. Well, I realized my lips are very chapped (like to the point of starting to bleed when I sneeze. Attractive, right?) and I was like, "This is not the good kind of chapped lips." ...and there you go.

Valen-times Day is happening soon. Sadly, it will not be awesome as last VD when JO lied to me about working and then popped out of Lauren's closet, scaring the hell out of me. That was a good day...for me at least. So, since I know JO will not be getting me anything for VD this year (btw, I love how that could also stand for "venereal disease" or "very....distressing" (?)) and since he didn't get me anything for our coughiversary, I'm not getting him anything. Instead, I have a very brilliant plot that might not go over so well, but it's worth a shot and it will be fun.

I will be very sad when the wires for my earbuds eventually snap due to the fact that the protective covering on the end has come off, exposing the wires.

This is happening on Thursday, my roommate is in a sketch with me. She is a fantastic actress.


My friend Ana bought me sushi today and left it in my fridge as a surprise. It was a good day.

I had to sneak into the lobby of PE to secretly get posters from Elise since PemCo hates Late Night.

I recounted some of the most awkward moments of my relationship with JO to Audrey last night including how we met, how we started dating, that horrible and awkward day the Raleys left us alone in their house where I confessed my undying love for him and he didn't say anything for a VERY VERY VERY long time, and that time he and half of the free world slept over at my house and the we sat in my car waiting for the Raleys to get home from church the next day so I could get my stuff out of their house. I think our relationship is in the running for most awkward relationship in the history of the world award.

I heard Ronald got engaged. It doesn't surprise me because he's been saying that he was going to marry that ugly goth girl since they started dating. I never want to be in a relationship like that, because then when you actually do get engaged, there is no suspense or anxiety, it's just like "Oh look, we're doing that thing we've been telling everyone we were going to do for years now." Boo. If no one is at risk of a heart attack, it isn't good enough.

Kate Ruth has a boyfriend. I never thought this day would come, girl has high azz standards. And now she's all sad because he's going off on tour. That's what we all put ourselves at risk for hanging out in the scene that we do. I like him. I haven't met him, but my only standard for liking my friend's significant others is that they be older than me. Lauren and her lil man BARELY make the cut...but I just hate him because he didn't like the letter I wrote him.