Brenna, the show is over and you're still picking up our props!
"Your boyfriend may not have gotten you anything for Valentines Day, but at least you're not dead."
A Pemco song with a verse about each person on staff and in the show:
"There's a girl on staff named Brenna,
she got her set changes down to 15 seconds.
There's a girl on staff named Brenna....
Hey Brenna, are you coming to the cast party tonight, because if you are, make sure bring that dirty book."
The dirty book they were referencing was "Carlo and the Really Naughty Librarian: Explicit Edition." It's a childrens book the men of Pemco butchered with profanities and gave to me as a gift (it's really really funny).
[Talking about the picture on the tshirt for Fiestang, the Filipino festival show thing Audrey and I are in]
Audrey:What's that?!
Christian: ....that's the Philippines.
Derek: I think everything associated with the lips is sensual.
Me: Yeah, except for speaking. Because you do a really good job of making that unsexy.
My roommate has picked up the phrase, "Imma smack a ho" from me. It's a small victory seeing as I've picked up "Eff My life." "I feel like..." and "Slash" from her. Next thing you know, she'll be saying things like "I will go Compton on your ass."
I hate walking down hallways when other people are walking towards you and you kind of know them or should know them, because what are you supposed to do? Awkwardly acknowledge them and not say anything? Stare ahead like a douche? Make small talk, keeping you both from your destinations? I feel like hallways have made me more socially awkward.
I once went to a wedding on St. Pete Beach and I remember thinking that I wanted to kill myself because it took so effing long to get there.
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