Baby, you can go wherever you like.

Everyone is fa-reaking out over the threesome on Gossip Girl. Geez people, it was only a matter of time until they started down that slippery slope ending in ritual animal sacrifices on TV. In more important news: did no one hear that AMAZING cover of "Whatever You Like" playing in the background during the threesome, because I did.

My weekend was super fun.

Saturday I was awoken by my alarm clock and thought I was an hour late for work. I was not because I don't work anymore. Win! Later, me, Coutney, Megan, and Nat went to Dupont and bought cupcakes and took 10000000 pictures there and on the mall.

Later that night I went with Megan and Courtney to eat downtown and then came back and watched a little of the healthcare on CSPAN with Nat before I wanted to kill myself so I was talking to Adam and asked what they were doing and he said football so I figured lesser of two evils and went down there. Once I got there he asked what we had been watching in my room and I made the stupid mistake of mentioning that they were on the final vote for healthcare so immediately they switched the channel to (what else?) CSPAN. I couldn't escape it. They made up a drinking game where they drank every time Nancy Pelosi said something political...hilarious. Later, Pavielle and Courtney came over and we all went to Ben's at 1AM and then they smoked Hookah and I hung out. We got back at 3:45 and started watching Garden State but I didn't want to fall asleep and have to walk of shame it in the morning, so I went home.

Yesterday I went to the gardens at the National Cathedral and Courtney and I went and saw Train and Uncle Cracker....I kid you not. I will let you figure out how hilarious that was.

And that, children, is what I did this weekend "other than jumping off of fountains."