Single. Ladies. Party.

Best idea I've ever had in my life coming at you.

I'm returning to Clearwater on Thursday instead of Saturday, so I will have the house to myself for two nights, so I was going to just go crash in my room at the Raleys' for those days bc I don't want to be alone (although, I could always get a Jewish boy to keep me warm...by buying me a mink blanket...and with his body, I spose. But neither of those things sound really fun.) 

Anyway, then Catherine suggested that she come down to Clearwater and I LOVED that idea. Then I got talking to Alli about the welcome home cake she promised me and then I decided she should make me a single ladies cake.....and then it came to me: we should take those two nights in Clearwater and have a single ladies party, no boys (without at least a 500k yearly salary/allowance and at least 50% Jew in him) allowed! Clearwater has everything single ladies love (well at least, my guls and I): Bennigans (one of the two open in the area), Jamba Juice (1 of 4 in the state), the beach (sunsets are nice), Mel's bday party on Friday night, movies, no parents, and an entire tourist town full of dem boys to seduce and conquer (or just to go out to dinner with and never speak to again. I went to dinner with a snowbird I met once, it was fun AND he paid...maybe HE was part Jewish). 

So basically I'm taking this (quazi?) breakup in stride, enjoying a weekend with my guls hopefully, and then moving on to better (and richer) conquests.