Maybe your mother liked your sister better than you

I got in a fight with a kid in my "Fashioning Colonial America" seminar about how he says women can't make sauerkraut.

Let's focus on the more important fact from that sentence: I'm in a class all about the clothes of colonial Americans. ALL about it.

I'm the new director (read: video switcher) for Late Night next year. Woot.

There is a light up Zac Efron window cling on my window....Audrey got it as a stocking stuffer.

I felt like a bad roommate after Audrey got me a million presents and I got her three craptastic ones so my friend Anna and I came up with this idea:
Me: [handing audrey a few sheets of blank printer paper and a box of crayons] Here.
Audrey: What is it?
Me: A coloring book. Be creative with it.

I wanted to write Audrey a note saying "Dear roommate, I'm sorry I gave you candy. I am not trying to make you fat." because secretly, I am.




jk.

I'm taking SCUBA as a PE rotation. It's about the only useful thing I will be taking with me from this place when I go home for the summer.

"Was that your boob, I thought it was my face."

Brett: Are you moving back to Florida after college?
Me: No, I love below zero temperatures.



"Can I wear green so the green screen replaces me with video?"
"No."
"What can I do then"
"Say the lines and don't look ugly"

"Do LDRs work?"
"Whats?"
"Long Distance Relationships."